Saturday, June 2, 2007

Prequel to the Grand Reunion ( A True Story, Almost)

A JRI 1963 he-batchmate visiting a she-batchmate said, “ I saw Batchmate Martha (not her real name) on Sunday and I was shocked. I didn’t recognise her at first. She looked sooo old.”

She-batchmate, quite puzzled, replied, “ When did you last see her before Sunday?”

He-batchmate answered, “ 44 years ago.”

She-batchmate said, “Well, that was a long time ago. We are old, aren’t we all?”

He-batchmate snorted, ”Yeah,but…”

In bounded She-batchmate’s 5-year old granddaughter. “Hello, Lola,” she said cheerfully and wrapped her arms around grandma’s neck.

Just then she saw He-batchmate. She peered intently at his face then turned to her grandma and sweetly asked,” Lola, is he your Dad

1 comment:

Ed Benjamin said...

This is a good one. But you know how the guys come back at you, in the worst possible time! For now, one for the gals, zip for the guys! Just remember, payback is he**! Just keep it coming!