Monday, September 24, 2007

From Nelia's Book of Jokes:

Getting older has its drawbacks, but I guess there aren't too many good alternatives to getting older. Whenever you see a gathering of seniors, it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them. You know, the usual, memory, urinary problems, knees, eyesight, etc., etc. Well, I am a senior and I absolutely refuse to discuss these issues with everyone else. If I have a problem, I find a solution. It is not always the solution that I like, but I handle it the best way I know and I don't discuss it with every person I see on the street that is past 62. No sir.... With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town.

This seems to meet my EVERY need.

I love it!


Ed Benjamin said...

This article really cracks me up each time I read it. Nelia, thanks for sharing.

neliaamparo said...

You're welcome Eddie.Isn't it hilarious?I think this is really what we need when we reach that point.