TAWA PA

Americanized Filipinos

1.RESTITUTO FRUTO --- Tutti Fruti
2.CASIMIRO BOCAYCAY--- Cashmere Bouquet
3.ROGELIO DAGDAG------ Roger Moore
4.VENERACION DE ASIS-- Venereal Disease
5.TOPACIO MAMARIL----- Top Gun
6.JUAN TAMPIPI-------- John Samsonite
7.VICTORIA MALIHIM---- Victoria's Secret
8.BIENVENIDO JURADO----Ben Hur
9.REMIGIO BATUNGBAKAL--Remington Steel
10.FEDERICO HAGIBIS----Federal Express
11.ELEUTERIO IGNACIO---Electronic Ignition
12.FRANCISCO PORTERO---Frank Furter
13.DIOSDADO DURANTE----Deo Dorant


QUACK DOCTOR'S Dictionary

1. Antibodies------ against everyone
2. Bacteria-------- back door of a cafeteria
3.Bowel------------ letters like A E I O U
4.Cardiology--------advanced study of Pusoy and Tong-its
5.Cat Scan--------- searching for one's lost kitty
6.Congenital--------friendly
7.Enema-------------not a friend
8.Genes-------------blue denim
9.Organ transplant--what you do to your piano when you move it
10.Pharmacist------- a person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
11.Protien-------- in favor of young people
12.Tablet---------- small table
13.Terminal Illness- getting sick at the airport
14.Tumor----------- an extra pair
15.Urine----------- opposite of you're out