FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4: This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3: Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here in
time.

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your
ear down real close?

NUMBER 1: AND MY ALL FAVORITE: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk: (RAISING YOUR HEAD SLOWLY)... In Jesus name, Amen.