AND THEY ASK WHY I LIKE RETIREMENT

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays,1 Sunday. Question: When is a retirees bedtime? Answer:Three hours after he/she falls asleep on the couch. Question:How many retirees do change a light bulb? Answer:Only one,but it might take a whole day. Question:What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There's not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors? Answer:The term comes with a ten % discount. Question:Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? Answer:Tied shoes. Question:Why do retirees count pennies? Answer:They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS. Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement,attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do,one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Question:What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer:Normal. What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending coffee break. Question:What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes,no one calls your parents. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. My favorite one: Question: What do you do all week? Answer:Mon. to Fri. Nothing,and on Sat.& Sun. I rest. Share this one with all the retirees you know,and if you have not yet retired,look what you have to look forward to.