Genius

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER:

Interviewer:What is your birthdate?
Muthu: 13th October

Interviewer: Every year.

Muthu & His Manager:

The manager asked Muthu at an interview....

Can you spell a wordthatb has more than more than 1oo letters in it?

Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X


Muthu and London trip

After returnong from a foreign trip,Muthu asked his wife,Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No,why?

In London,,a lady asked me, Are you a foreigner?....that's why.
Wife:?????????

Muthu and tourist:

A tourist from USA asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village....

Muthu said,No sir,only babies were born here.


Muthu & HIS EXPERIMENT:

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.First he cut off one leg and told it to walk! Walk!

The cockroach walked.Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.The cockroach walked.Then he cut off the 3rd leg and did the same.
Finally,he cut off it's 4th leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly,said loudly,I found it.If we cut out a cockroach's four legs,it becomes deaf.

Muthu & Driver:

When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorised tricycle,the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted,You are trying to see my wife,eh?Set in the back,I will drive.

Muthu goes to hotel:

Muthu went into a hotel.To wash his hands,he went to the wash basin.
Then when he had finished,he started washing the basin.
Seeing this,the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

****Wash Basin*****

Muthu and Interviewer-Final Part:

Interviewer: Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire.How will you escape?

Muthu:It's simple.I will just stop my imagination.


Oh, lastly I forgot.......the funniest...

At a political rally,Muthu was arrested.Why????????

Because a lady journalist wuth a badge which read****Press***** pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him....and he did it!

Tawa naman kayo please,pinagpuyatan ko ito.