Sunday, September 27, 2009

Mental Test

During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director, 'How do you
determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up the bathtub with water, then give
a teaspoon, teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty
the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. A normal person would use
the bucket because it is bigger than the teaspoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the dircctor. 'A normal person would pull the drain plug. you want a bed near the window?'

1 comment:

Pilar Villegas Cuevas said...

Ernie, Ayaw ko na ang bed ko ay malapit sa bintana kasi baka pag wala na ako sa sarili dahil sa katandaan ay tumalon akong bigla o kaya ay itulak na lang ako ng asawa ko.