Nakakatulog na nga ako mga kapatid sa batch '63. Mukhang busy karamihan. Anyway thanks sa jokes ni Luz. Sige joke time muna, tawagin nating "Laughterpedia". Pero dagdagan ninyo ha iilan pa lang ito.
W : What are you doing?
W: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage contract for nan hour
H: I was looking for the expiration date
W: Do you want dinner?
H: Sure! What are my choices?
W: Yes or No
W: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
H: When there's a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem dis-
W: See! How miraculous and powerful I am for you?
H: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, what other problem can there be greater than this
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks, for the early warning.
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
What was that for? the man asked.
The wife replied, That was for that piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in
your pants pocket.
The man then said, "When I was at the race last week , Jenny was the name of the horse I
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man was watching TV when the wife bashes him on the head with an
even bigger frying pan knocking him down. Upon regaining composure the man asked why
she had hit him again.
The wife replied, " Your horse phoned !"
SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU SMILE
THIS MACHINE HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN ..
OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN
Your aim will help. Stand closer . It's SHORTER THAN YOU THINK..
Please remain .. SEATED FOR THE ENTIRE PERFORMANCE
PLEASE BE SAFE
Do not stand, sit,
climb or lean on zoo fences
If you fall, animals
could eat you
And that could make them sick..
Attention ... DOG GUARDIANS
Please pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention ... DOGS
Grrrr, bark, woof
One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced.
Think of your 3 closest friends....
If they seem OKAY,
Then You're the One
We'll be friends
Until we are old and senile
Then we'll be NEW Friends
WELL, SANA KAHIT PAANO NANGITI KAYO..
Did You Vote for this Man as your POTUS?
5 years ago