Life Cycles of Pinay and Pinoy

Batchmates , just sharing this piece I got from my email . I hope you will smile after reading this. Have a nice day everyone !


STAGES OF PRAYERS OF SINGLE WOMEN

At 15: Lord give me superMAN

At 18: Lord give me a cute MAN

At 20: Lord give me the best MAN

At 30: Lord give me a good MAN

At 40: Lord give me a MAN

At 50: Lord give me sino MAN

At 60: Lord maawa ka naMAN

At 70: Lord kaya ko pa naMAN

At 80: Lord kahit mahipo MAN lang


ESSENCE OF SMELL IN LIFE

Lotion for babies

Cologne for the 20's

Efficacent oil for the 40's

Bawang and Luya for the 60's

Beyond 60's.... FORMALIN NA.


THEME SONGS NG MAG- ASAWA


1-10 years: Araw-Araw, Gabi-Gabi

11-20 years: Saan Ka Man Naroroon

21-50 years: Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan

50-above: Maalaala Mo Kaya


LIFE'S CYCLE

3 to 8: paramihan ng toys

9 to 18: pataasan ng grades

19 to 25: padamihan ng syota

26 to 35: pagandahan ng asawa

36 to 45: palakihan ng income

46 to 55: padamihan, pagandahan at pabataan ng kabit

56 to 70: padamihan ng sakit

71 & over: pabonggahan ng LIBING!