GOOD MORNING BATCHMATES

Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday and Shatterday.

Remember seven days WITHOUT GOD makes one WEAK!!!

GOD BLESS.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 5

For you Ernie, today is your natal day, your very special day. May you be blessed the best by our Lord God especially of good health of mind and body full of peace, love and joy in your heart with your family. God bless and take care.

Flirting Garbage Men

Please click on this link:

FlirtingGarbagemen.mpg

Pampaalis ng Stress

Mga Kwento Tungkol Kay Yaya


1. Yaya buys food at McDo.
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”

2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”

3. Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s office.
Doc: “Bottlefed?”
Woman: “Brea - stfed po.”
(Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly)
Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.”
Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!”

4. The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten.
She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor:
“Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”

5. My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.
Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer
kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”

6. Yaya: “Huhuhu…”
Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”
Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”

7. (Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!”
(Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”
Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!”

8. Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.
I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog to?”
She answered: “Secret!”

9. After watching a movie, our yaya blurted out :
“Ang pangit naman, happy ending!”
10. Sir: “Yaya, gawa mo ko ng kape. Yung decaf ha!”
Yaya: “Siyempre naman, alangan namang de-baso!”

10. Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”
Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”
Mom: “It’s up to you.”
(During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”
Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”

11. Our neighbor’s yaya: “Junjun, chew your mouth!”

12. Our yaya sa sari-sari store: “Miss isang Coke in can
at isang Sprite na Coke in can…”

13. SIR: “Inday, si sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko & I need cash!”
INDAY: “Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?”
SIR: “Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!”
INDAY: “Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin…kapkeyk…”


14. I once asked my yaya where the Netherlands is located.
She answered: “Diba dun nakatira si Peter Pan?”


15. Neighbor’s yaya telling her ward to climb down the stairs:
“Down to earth! Down to earth!”

16. My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio.
Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
“Ma’am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!”

17. We paid for the tuition fee of our yaya’s son.
So one day I was reviewing him: “The Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.
Ano ang katabi ng Mercury?” His mom, our yaya, answered:
“Parang Watson’s yata…”

18. Sir: “Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?”
Yaya: “Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!”
Sir: “Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?”
Yaya: “Gunting, kuya! Gunting!”

19. Yaya to tricycle driver: “Magkano sa City Hall?”
Driver: “Ikaw lang?” Yaya: “Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?”

20. (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)
Kuya: “Yaya…”
Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!”
Kuya: “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!”
Yaya: “Si Koya naman…nagsa-suggest lang…”

21. Kid: “Yaya, spell orange?”
Yaya: “Depende. Yung kulay o yung prutas?”

22. Midget Yaya who was newly hired:
“Suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili niyo.
At least kung maibagsak ko si baby, mababa lang!”

23. Yaya to my brother: “Nag tothbrush ka na ng ipin?”
Bro: “Siyempre, alangan namang mag toothbrush ako ng kilikili!”

24. (after being scolded for breaking her promises):
“Ma’am, hindi na po ako mangangako ulit…promise!”

25. We had a yaya who claimed she was being courted by a kapre
in her province and wanted to take her to his kingdom.
Her reason for turning down the offer to be his queen?
“Kapre yun ma’am, malaki ang kwan nun! Wag na uy!”

26. AMO: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”
MAID: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.”
AMO: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”
MAID: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.”

27. Amo: Yaya use COOLING PLACE in a sentence.
Yaya: Sir! viry easy! iksample nagring yung phone,
(ring, ring, ring,) Yaya answered, " HILO , WHO'S COOLING PLACE?"

LAPAROSCOPIC CHOLECYSTECTOMY

This morning our batch mate Emma had undergone a medical procedure called "LAPAROSCOPIC CHOLECYSTECTOMY "or simply the removal of the gallbladder .

We visited her at the St. Joseph Hospital in Balanga and she is doing okay . She is thanking all batch mates for their prayers for the success of the operation. Get well soon , Emma!

Pres. Cory Aquino passes away

I just watched Sen. Noynoy Aquino making an announcement on tv. He announced the passing away of former President Cory Aquino on August 1, 2009, at 3:18 a.m. Philippine time, at the Makati Medical Center. What a sad day for all of us!

Let's pray for the eternal repose of her soul and strength for her family.

As she would have wished, let's continue helping and praying for one another, and for every Filipino.

Sen. Ninoy Aquino, " The Filipino is worth DYING for."
Pres. Cory Aquino, " The Filipino is worth LIVING for."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AUGUST CELEBRANTS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BATHCMATES WHO ARE CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST. MAY YOU STAY HEALTHY IN MIND AND BODY AND BE BLESSED THE BEST AS GOD WANTS YOU TO BE. BELOW ARE THE NAMES IN MY LIST.

1. ERNESTO DEL ROSARIO - AUGUST 5

2. MIGUEL CRUZ - AUGUST 29

3. REYNALDO FELICIANO - AUGUST 30

4. LEONARDO CRUZ - AURUST 31