Mental Test

During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director, 'How do you
determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up the bathtub with water, then give
a teaspoon, teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty
the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. A normal person would use
the bucket because it is bigger than the teaspoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the dircctor. 'A normal person would pull the drain plug.

Well....do you want a bed near the window?'