Happy Easter

The Lord came to earth with a life to give, so each one of us may continue to live. Happy Easter Batchmates !

Our Deepest Symphaty

To Josie Javier Macalua and Family, as you grieve know that we are remembering you and honoring the memory of your father, Tatay Pedring.

Batchmates , Josie's father died 4 pm today.Please offer prayers for him . His remains lie at their residence in Wawa .

Holy Week

A time for spiritual renewal and prayer.

Josie and Mike are Here

Batchmates , Josie and Mike are home ! Mike visited me at home this evening and we went to see Josie who was attending to his father who was confined at the St. Michael Hospital. Tiyo Pedring is already 94 years old ,his condition is stable although he is asleep. The doctor says ,he is not in coma . Please offer prayers for him.
On Tuesday afternoon, the batch will be meeting at Josie's place .She and Mike will host a dinner. I will keep you posted of the happening.

Palm Sunday

Palm Sunday is a celebration of Jesus Triumphant entry into Jerusalem just before His death on the cross. the day always fall on the Sunday before Easter Sunday. The event is mentioned in all four Gospels Mark 11:1-11, Matthew 21:1-11, Luke 19:28-44, and John 12:12-19: . The day is also called Passion Sunday or Palm Sunday of the Lord’s Passion.

In many Christian churches, Palm Sunday is marked by the distribution of palm leaves (often tied into crosses) to the assembled worshipers. According to the Gospels, before entering Jerusalem, Jesus was staying at Bethany and Beth phage, and the Gospel of John adds that he had dinner with Lazarus, and his sisters Mary and Martha. While there, Jesus sent two disciples to the village over against them, in order to retrieve a donkey that had been tied up but never been ridden, and to say, if questioned, that the donkey was needed by the Lord but would be returned. Jesus then rode the donkey into Jerusalem. The Gospels go on to recount how Jesus rode into Jerusalem, and how the people there lay down their cloaks in front of him, and also lay down small branches of trees. The people sang part of Psalm 118

“Blessed be he that cometh in the name of the LORD: we have blessed you out of the house of the LORD.” - Psalms 118:26

DYOK TAYM

Mr: Pag may tumawag, sabihin mo umalis na ako.
(Ring...)
Mrs: Helo....Oo, andito pa asawa ko.
Mr: (galit) di ba sabi ko....
Mrs: Relax lang...para sa akin tawag na yun.

Raid sa tiangge:
Pulis: Hoy! Pirated mga bag na ito.
Muslim: Hindi koya, lokal ito.
YSL?
Yari Sa Laguna
DKNY?
Divisoria Kanto Ng Ylaya
GQ?
Galing Quiapo

If Cinderella's glass slipper fit so perfectly, I wonder why it fell off along the way?
I can't help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the Prince's affections.
Tsk tsk....
Sinaunang kalandian.

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GF: Honey, do you like my new hairstyle?
BF: Well, honey it reminds me of something Italian.
GF: Really honey, an actress?
BF: No, a spaghetti.

Atorni: Erap, can I have your cell number?
Erap: Nang-aasar ka ano? Kako-convict ko pa lang, di ko pa
alam kung ano ang magiging cell number ko!

Consul: Why do you wanna go to the US?
Amo: To travel to visit friends and fly the airplane.
Consul: Denied!!
Consul: And you?
Inday: For life is a neverending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that
I tender my greatest intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality.
Consul: LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!
Amo: Whaaaa!!!



Class: Mam! Ang baho dito may umutot!
Ma'm: Okay class, sino man ang umutot bibigyan ko ng 95 na grade.
Pedro: Mam ako po. 100 nyo na mam..natae din kasi ako konte e.

Boy: Dad, can you sign your name without looking?
Dad: yes I think so.
Boy: Good. Close your eyes and sign my school report card.

Sa Restaurant:
Waiter: Ano po order nila, maam?
Amo: Yung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano sayo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.
Amo: Iho, pa-order daw ng adobo with rice.


Rosie: Alam mo ba, sikat na sikat ang lolo ko! Nakasabay niya sa lunch si Shakespeare kahapon.
Claire: (nagkamot ng ulo) Hindi ba patay na si Shakespeare?
Rosie: Ah, kaya pala
Claire: Kaya pala ano?
Rosie: Kaya pal sabi ng lolo ko sobrang tahimik si Shakespeare.

Erap: (galit na galit) There have been a lot of allegations against me and I would like to know who the alligators are!


Tanong: Bakit ginawa ng Diyos na malakas maghilik ang mga lalaki kapag natutulog?
Sagot: Para may pagkakataon ang mga mister na makaganti sa pagtatalak ng kanilang awawa kapag gising sila.

Sa isang movie house:
Harry: Excuse me, naapakan ko ba yung paa mo nung lumabas ako kanina?
Stranger: Oo! Masakit yun, ha!
Harry: Good! Tama pala ang row na pinasukan ko.

Dalawang magkapatid ang nagdadasal bago matulog sa bahay ng lolo nila.
Mando: Pray ko sana magkaron ako ng bagong bike, damit at laruan.
Lando: (pasigaw) Ako din bagong laruan at pagkain.
Mando: Bakit ka sumisigaw? ‘Di naman bingi si Jesus.
Lando: Hindi nga. Pero si Lolo bingi.

Wife: I’m warning you! Parating na asawa ko in 1 hour.
Handsome Visitor: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
Wife: Kaya nga! Kung may balak ka, ngayun na!

Pedro: Apply po akong sundalo Ser…
Officer: Di ka pwede! Andami mong sirang ngipin! Bungi-bungi ka pa!
Pedro: Bakit ser, ang giyera ba ngayon kagatan na?!!

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A thirsty city girl went to a remote barrio:
Girl: Saan galling your water?
Matanda: Sa ilog, iha.
Girl: Ha? Dini-drink nyo po yan?
Matanda: duhh…sa syudad ba chinu-chew?!




Jhonny: Para sa akin, sabado ang pinakamasarap na araw.
Danny: Ganun din sa ‘akin.
Jhonny: Alam mo ba kung bakit?
Danny: Hindi. Bakit nga?
Jhonny: Kasi meron kang isang buong araw para abangan ang pagdating ng linggo.

Hey Batchmates, Let's Party !

The following April born celebrators will be honored to have you around to greet them for another year in their life. Come on, let's join

Renato Balmaceda 2
Perlita Bantog Serrano 3
Minervina Baluyot Guinto 8
Armando Reyes 11
Julita Lonzon Malixi 15
Gertrudes Mariano Gamboa 17
Edita Almazan 17
Orlando Lacson 24
Manny Rivera 30
to celebrate their "triple debut" !!!

You have a wealth of fond memories to look back on and remember our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. To all celebrators " HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! "