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JRI Batch'63 ladies are trying to find out which shop sells this mirror!
1963 Graduates of Jose Rizal Institute in Orion, Bataan
The coming solar eclipse on the 22nd of this month (albeit partial) shouldn't be missed since it is not a daily scientific event. What a golden opportunity to educate our grandchildren on what an eclipse is, how it happens, etc. ) - (above note by jogjmac)
A BETTER WORD:
Patient; Doc, anong sakit ko?
Doc: Cerebellum excavatum
Patient: Ano yan sa tagalog?
Doc: Katangahan!
Patient: Ano uli ang medical term? Kasi, baka may magtanong.
Nano: What are you eating?
Dick: Fillet ala el Nino.
Nano; Wow! siguro, masarap yan. Whats that?
Dick: TUYO.
John: Atat na atat ka talaga, pare.
Bert: Hind naman, kaya lang, masyadong masikip sa akin..gusto kong isauli sa kanya.
No = yes
Maybe = no
We need = I want
I'm sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = you're in great shit
Sure, go ahead = you better not
Do what you want = you'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = of course, I'm upset, you moron.
Yuck = you better do that to me or else.
Daisy: I promised my mom that I wouldnt let anybody touch me below the belt.
Secretary: Huwag naman free, boss. Bibigyan kita ng discount.
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Balot - victim of abortion.
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